Morford: Where Is My Gay Apocalypse?
<p>I have been staring with great anticipation out the window of my flat here in the heart of San Francisco, sighing heavily, waiting for the riots and the plagues and the screaming monkeys and...
View ArticleMorford: Bush: Dumb Like A Bullet
When last we left our sneering caped crusaders, Rummy had testified under oath that he didn't really know who ordered what at Abu "Tortures R' Us" Grhraib prison, and George "Wha Happun?" Bush was...
View ArticleMorford: Dick Cheney Gets His Gay On
Bunny-curdling screams were heard throughout the Beltway last week and Laura Bush herself got all flustered and confused as vice president and noted hunk of rabid warmongering neoconservatism Dick...
View ArticleMorford: Where Is Your Hallowed Balm? Music? Yoga? Porn?
I am searching for a few good things. Things to counteract, to dissolve the simmering dread, to deflect the waves of nausea and karmic pain induced by the incessantly depressing media maelstrom and the...
View ArticleMorford: Apocalypse Bush! (Why care for the planet when the End Times are...
This is the great thing about rabid fundamentalism. You really just don't have to give a damn. Take the environment. I mean, isn't it just a little pointless to care so damn deeply about the air and...
View ArticleGay Marriage Like A Deadly Virus
In its strongest condemnation yet of Spanish government plans to legalize gay marriage the Roman Catholic Church said it was akin to releasing a "deadly virus" into Spanish society. The cabinet of...
View ArticleMorford: Does God Hate Florida?
You know it's true. You know if, say, San Francisco had just been blasted by not two, not three, but fully four lethal trailer-park-eating earthquakes, why, the Right-wing Bible set would be yelping...
View ArticleMorford: What Are You, On Drugs?
The odds are very good that you are on drugs. Right now. This minute. As I type this and as you read this and as false Texas dictators rise and sad empires crumble and as this mad bewildered world...
View ArticleAmazon.com Is For Republicans
Attention, liberal shoppers! Next year, screw those GOP-supportin' companies, and try buying blue Do you care much that greasy ol' Pizza Hut gave tens of thousands in PAC money to the GOP last year?...
View ArticleResolutions For The Damned
A new year, a Bush-gutted, storm-ravaged world and you in need of some juicy, heartfelt pledges -- This is the year. No, really. This is the it. This is the year you resolve to let it all hang out and...
View ArticleSan Diego Man May Have New HIV Strain
San Diego Man May Have New HIV Strain Last Updated: 02-15-05 at 9:47AM Health officials are trying to locate a San Diego man who tested positive for a new strain of HIV. The overly aggressive and drug...
View ArticleMORFORD: Fun Bits About American Torture
In many ways, the U.S. is now just as inhumane and brutal as any Third World regime. Oh well? "We do not torture." Remember it, write it in red crayon on the bathroom wall, tattoo it onto your acid...
View ArticleI am a Gay Republican
I am a Gay Republican but I almost never chime in on political issues. I believe in small government, which the Bush administration has not been good at, as well as low taxes and the free market. I...
View ArticleMORFORD: The Real State Of The Union
How to address a bitter, war-torn but still somehow giddy and deeply horny nation. My fellow Americans, we're not as royally screwed as everything Bush has done during his miserable term in office...
View ArticleMorford: Where Is My Gay Apocalypse?
<p>I have been staring with great anticipation out the window of my flat here in the heart of San Francisco, sighing heavily, waiting for the riots and the plagues and the screaming monkeys and...
View ArticleMorford: Bush: Dumb Like A Bullet
When last we left our sneering caped crusaders, Rummy had testified under oath that he didn't really know who ordered what at Abu "Tortures R' Us" Grhraib prison, and George "Wha Happun?" Bush was...
View ArticleMorford: Dick Cheney Gets His Gay On
Bunny-curdling screams were heard throughout the Beltway last week and Laura Bush herself got all flustered and confused as vice president and noted hunk of rabid warmongering neoconservatism Dick...
View ArticleMorford: Where Is Your Hallowed Balm? Music? Yoga? Porn?
I am searching for a few good things. Things to counteract, to dissolve the simmering dread, to deflect the waves of nausea and karmic pain induced by the incessantly depressing media maelstrom and the...
View ArticleMorford: Apocalypse Bush! (Why care for the planet when the End Times are...
This is the great thing about rabid fundamentalism. You really just don't have to give a damn. Take the environment. I mean, isn't it just a little pointless to care so damn deeply about the air and...
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